Its about making memories worth repressing
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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