Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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