I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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