So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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