i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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