Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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