he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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