It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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