3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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