gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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