Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It's like God shit irony all over that family
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
