Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You can't motorboat a personality
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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