threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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