she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.