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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing

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• (559): View more from California

  today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The pine trees are waving at me.

  (907): View more from Alaska

  Put the pipe down honey.

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  Hi trees.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.

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  I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.

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