Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Do vagina's smell?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.