I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
