a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I need a beard to bite.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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