it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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