last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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