I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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