..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im holly from the hills drunk
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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