She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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