It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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