I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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