My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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