mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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