Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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