He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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