Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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