i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
How does one acquire holy water?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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