She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
if only i could text you this smell
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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