What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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