Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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