Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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