That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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