Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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