wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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