She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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