Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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