just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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