Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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