I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
And then he peed in my hair
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