just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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