Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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