dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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