I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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