I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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