He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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