we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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