I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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