we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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