it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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