she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Even my vagina gasped.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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