Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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