i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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