Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
this just has baby written all over it
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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